Which Category Best Describes You?

I'm decided to take some surveys so that I could earn Disney Movie Rewards points. This was question #1.

Which ONE of the following categories best describes you?

• Not a parent yet, but planning to become one in the next 12 months
• First-time expecting parent (currently expecting your first child or multiples)
• First-time newborn parent (have only one child or multiples who is 6 months or younger)
• First-time parent (have one child or multiples who is between 7 months and 3 years)
• Experienced parent (have multiple children, the youngest being between 0-2 years old)
• Gift-giver (currently have no children under the age of 3 years old but frequently shop for a baby in your life)
• Parents or caregiver of a special needs child(ren) (any age)

I never thought a question like this would be so difficult to answer. Yes, most normal people could legitimately guess that they'll be parents in the next 12 months. Not us.  =( Infertility sucks.